Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Mr M- At Her Majesty's Service


   
  Hello faithful readers, the KAM team have been very busy this week as more and more of you come in to get your gremlins seen to. Our boys at Beeston are doing well and are continuing to expand and see more loyal customers joining the ranks. Last week was a great week for Nottingham as we had the visit from her royal highness the Queen and the Duchess of Cambridge along with Prince William. This was particularly exciting, as you know me; Mandy and the kids are quite the royalists.
 When we found out that the queen would be coming the house was awash with all those important questions. “Where will she be visiting? How long will she stay? What will Kate be wearing?” It was great to see just how these events make people come together and Mandy and the kids went down and were able to see the Royals up close and personal. They had a great day filled with great memories.
   Now not to harp on too long about the royal family but this week’s story comes just mere days before the royal visit. On Monday morning we received a call from Mr M who was in quite the panic. He called up our Beeston depot and was in desperate need of the KAM team’s help.
    “Kev I don’t know what has happened. I thought it was okay and now well this is just awful. What am I going to do? I really need this?” Mr M was so panicked that at first he made little sense. But after calming down he revealed that he was a self employed cleaner and had recently taken on a very important task. “Kev you know the queen is coming on Wednesday? Well I have just had a contract to clean up some graffiti around the areas she will be visiting. I know we all want Nottingham to be able to shine, well that just became a little more difficult.” Mr M explained that he had recently gotten the contract to clean our streets and had been delighted to be able to do his service for the queen. But there was one obstacle as he was now stuck with a lifeless Ford Transit van, which housed all his cleaning equipment. “Kev it won’t start, I have tried a hundred times.  Please say you can help. For Queen and country.”  Mr M needed his van back for the next day as he would need his massive industrial cleaner to be able to carry out his work. It was a race against time and we would have to come to Mr M’s aid.
     Big Job Ben loaded up the ‘twuck wid da fwashin lights’ and set off to rescue Mr M and his van. A short while later he arrived back at the depot with a lifeless van and a deflated Mr M. We explained to Mr M that we would find and fix any fault and that he would be back to keeping our streets clean in no time. After all the details were taken and Mr M was whisked away in a courtesy car, we got straight to work.
   Mr M needed the van back as soon as possible and so we would need to be swift and efficient. Ben put himself forward and armed with his tools he started by checking around the car for any visible faults. This proved fruitless and so Ben did a number of checks. He checked the fuel pressure, the electrics and finally plugged the car into one of our state of the art diagnostic machines. It was not long until the infamous words rang our. “I’ve got it Kev.”
    It so transpired that the gremlin besieging Mr M’s car was due to the wiring to the main fuel lift pump having been burnt away. This had been due to general wear and tear and had been the reason for the car’s not starting. Thankfully this week’s mystery had been an easy one for the KAM team and all that was required was to repair the wiring, which Ben did with military style precision.
     Once the wiring was fixed then came the moment of truth, Ben got behind the wheel of the van and the boys waited with anticipation. The key was turned and… the car jolted back to life with rapturous applause from the boys. “We did it Kev.” Shouted Ben. The car was fixed and Mr M would be able to show off his handy work to the Queen-another victory for queen and country.
    Mr M arrived later and was ecstatic to have his van back in working order. “Thanks Kev, it really was the KAM team to the rescue. You know while the Queen is here you should ask for a knighthood for your services to the motoring industry.” He joked. “Sir Kev”, I like the sound of that.
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   Remember faithful reader, our team of dedicated and hard working staff at the branches in Sutton, Long Eaton, Bulwell, Beeston and Belper along with our bodywork shop are open every day of the week, EXCLUDING Sunday’s, while the lads at our Sawley and Heanor workshops are at your service seven days a week, keeping your car where it belongs. ON THE ROAD.
So until next week faithful reader, drive safely and keep it shiny side up.
Dr.Kev.

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